Archive for January, 2014

It’s getting close to that time of year, and many of the retailers for the official Fifty Shades of Grey adult products are slashing their prices for Valentine’s Day. Whether you’re looking for the Official Pleasure Collection of sex toys and bondage gear, the Sensual Care Collection of lubes, lotions and gels, or the Official Fifty Shades Lingerie sets, we’ve got the deals you are looking for. Be sure to act before the big day, as many of these retailers have shipping deadlines in order to get your gifts in time for February 14th.

Angel's Sex Toys

Angel’s Sex Toys

Looking for a place that sells the Fifty Shades sex toys in the USA, at a discount? Right now, the only sex toys and bondage gear approved by EL James herself is on sale. For those in the States, this is the fastest way to get your toys before Valentine’s Day – and can be ordered up until February 12th!

Use the coupon code PLEASEME to get 15% off your order – inducing items already on sale!

Our Kinky Fuckery Valentine’s Day Pick: Fifty Shades of Grey ‘Please Sir’ Flogger

Official Fifty Shades of Grey Lingerie Collection by Bluebella


Looking for the super sex pieces that belong in the UK collection of Fifty Shades lingerie? You can pick up these five delicious pieces at Bluebella! Don’t be put off by the fact they are located in the UK – with a minimum purchase (that your Fifty Shades lingerie will cover) they will ship to a number of countries around the world for free – including the USA, Australia, and most of the EU.

Right now there is an ‘Up To 70% Off’ sale at Bluebella.

Our Kinky Fuckery Valentine’s Day Pick: Fifty Shades of Grey Satin Button Bra & Brief Set

3 for £10 Sexy Valentines Treats


Lovehoney is home to the official collection of lubes, lotions and gels for the Fifty Shades fan, also known as the Sensual Care Collection. These are great paired up with the official sex toys, which can also be purchased at Lovehoney.

The Fifty Shades condoms are included in their 3 for £10 offer – as well as a few other Fifty Shades themed goodies.

Our Kinky Fuckery Valentine’s Day Pick: Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream

Adam & Eve Valentine's Day 250x250

Adam & Eve

Adam and Eve are another US-based retailer of the Official Pleasure Collection, and is a great alternative to Angel’s Sex Toys when they are out of stock. They also offer the books themselves at deeply discounted prices.

You can currently get $20 off your orders of $40 or more using the coupon code LOVE20.

Our Kinky Fuckery Valentine’s Day Pick: Fifty Shades of Grey ‘The Pinch’ Adjustable Nipple Clamps


Sh! Women’s Store

Sh! Women’s Store offers a selection of the Fifty Shades sex toys and bondage gear. They also have a number of Shades themed classes in their London store, including the upcoming Spanking Erotic class.

Sh! has free shipping within the United Kingdom, and has a number of sexy gift boxes on sale.

Our Kinky Fuckery Valentine’s Day Pick: Fifty Shades of Grey Anal Beads


Fifty Shades of Grey Trio of Chiffon Briefs

Fifty Shades of Grey PantiesLooking for something sweet to spoil yourself with this Valentine’s Day? The Fifty Shades of Grey Trio of Chiffon Briefs is the perfect pick-me-up pleasure for the Greysessed fan! This packet of three panties not only feels delicious to the touch, they’re subtly detailed with your favorite Fifty Shades quotes.

The first pair is a red chiffon detailed with black ribbons and stitching. This one has the phrase “Laters Baby” in script on the front. The second is a seductive black chiffon with black bows and detailing. Across the front is “Oh My!” stitched in red lettering. The last of the trio is the classic grey color that we see throughout all the official line of Fifty Shades products, with a black bow and stitching. This one has my personal favorite phrase out of the three – “You. Are. Mine.” The phrases are embroidered into the fabric itself, and aren’t appliques that can peel off over time.


The Fifty Shades panties are available in sizes ranging from a UK 8-10 (about a US 6-8) up to a UK 18-20 (about a US 16-18). They come in a Fifty Shades branded box that doubles as a great gift box.

Right now, the only place that you can pick up the Official Fifty Shades of Grey Lingerie Line is at Bluebella. Don’t worry if you’re outside the UK, though, as they ship to a number of locations around the world for free, including the United States. If you’re looking to pick up the Fifty Shades of Grey Trio of Chiffon Briefs for Valentine’s Day – we suggest you act soon! For the month of January 2014, Bluebella is having a huge sale and all the Fifty Shades lingerie pieces are included! It’s a great time to stock up on your undies – even the non-kinky-fuckery kind!

Official Fifty Shades of Grey Lingerie Collection by Bluebella